Rise Demotivational Poster
SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.
SECOND-IN-COMMAND FACEPALM - When the boss doesn't realize how full of fail he really is
DUELING FACEPALMS - When you're not the only one who realizes how dumb that truly was
NINJAS - They can strike anywhere, at any time.
72 VIRGINS -
RED SHIRT - Dead Man Walking!
Beam Me Up -
RELIEF - It is not good to hold it all in.... Just pick your time and place and let it out... You'll feel yourself rising...
HILLBILLY HIGHRISE - This Luxury highrise home could yours for the low price of a 30-pack of Miller and 2 cartons of Kools.
HOT WATER -
EXOTIC FOOD - Sometimes there's a suprise ending
JOHN KRAMER -
VALENTINE'S DAY -
DO YOU KNOW ME? - I'm Mr. Spock from Enterprise Car Rental
SURPRISE - In real life, there are things that surprise us, not only because they don't seem to suit the expectations at all, but also because we are unprepared.
...STOLE MY BIKE? - I guess its the "Catpod" now.
FALSE HOPE -
prime directive -
FENDER BENDER - - - - - - -
SNOOZE BUTTON -
here comes the sun -
THE FUTURE -
THE UNION WANTS A 3RD SHIFT - 2258.42 is sneaking up on us
PLAYING DIRTY -
Good Advice -
CAT PEEP HOLE - 'Cause that mutt ain't smiling for nothing!
SUNRISE - The beautiful sight hits your eyes A smile comes over your face You drive into the oncoming 18 wheeler
SHINE LIKE THE SUN -
THE HELIUM/OXYGEN RATIO - Grey's still working on it
QUITTER - So...I guess he won that whole "war on crime" thing, huh?
MEDICAL ERRORS - Yes, Mr. Jones, we're going to have to run that colonoscopy just one more time.
RUN BOYZ RUN -
SUNRISE IN RIO -
BABY STEPS -
SURPRISE! - Nothing ruins your day as that little molehill
Body Language -
Morning to mourning -
Japanese highrises -
ROMANTIC BEACH WALKS -
DAWN AT DUSK -
I was wrong -
INNOCENT? - DO NOT believe it. Each bear contains a chip that will unite them globally. Skynet pales in comparison to Cubbynet
Unwanted Questions -
Ah-ha, bitches! -
IN THE BEGINNING - MOD said let there be a tool that shall be administered with vengeance under my name. And it was good.
Rise in Ocean Level -
SUNBLOCK - not a fast moving item on Mars
THAT ONE CHICK -
this just in: -
EVERY DAY -
LISTEN MATILDA -
SEA SURPRISE - Suddenly that recliner pool floaty seems woefully inadequate.
REAL LIFE SUPER HEROES - the Derp Knight rises
YOU CAN RUN -
FREE ENTERPRISE - It works every time
POPCORN MONSTER -
SUNRISE - Let's butch it up a little.
SUNRISE - It's gonna get real bright real soon!
MICKEY MOUSE - Got taken out by the Pied Piper.
THE ENTERPRISE - Scotty finds it exciting.
Proactive Necro. -
EASTER EGG -
YOUR FIRST FRENCH KISS - How old were you?
SURPRISED! - This Police Officer definitely is
SNAKE SURPRISE - It's whats for dinner. Brought to you by the Snake Council
LAST SURPRISE -
Words Of Wisdom -
Morning wood -
father's day -
WHAT A COINCIDENCE -
'Tis the story -
Culture Clash -
If You Can't Beat them -
Say What? -
That Moment When -
the light at the end of the tunnel -