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Rise Demotivational Poster


SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...


SECOND-IN-COMMAND FACEPALM - When the boss doesn't realize how full of fail he really is


TAGS: star trek facepalm riker jean luc picard enterprise
Rating: 3/5

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DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 4:14 pm
Its a different pic, from the same scene, but a different pic. Still not funny though.
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:10 pm
jam1977, 2nd time you've used this same pic in 2 days. find a new one


DUELING FACEPALMS - When you're not the only one who realizes how dumb that truly was




NINJAS - They can strike anywhere, at any time.


TAGS: ninjas racing surprise motorcycles
Rating: 3.71/5

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wonkycactus - March 10, 2011, 5:01 pm
that guy is about to have a horrible day


72 VIRGINS -


TAGS: trekies surprise suicide bomber wakes up to klingons
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

twill1962 - October 16, 2012, 10:12 pm
Considering this couple has a kid, that means they CAN'T be virgins! FAIL!


morning -


TAGS: good morning sweetheart rise n shine
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 30, 2015, 8:25 am
LOL! Good idea, Greeny!
Greeny - October 30, 2015, 6:56 am
pffftt... bathtub
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:54 pm
Hey, RL! The original was kinda complicated for my before coffee mental state. Had to simplify it a bit, but yeah! Great way to start the day! chuckle, chuckle!
Reality Lord - October 29, 2015, 4:06 pm

my new daily routine :)
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:59 am
Thanks, guys! Glad you liked it!
GaryO - October 29, 2015, 11:32 am
Best poster I've seen in awhile. Good'n Dizz
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:30 am
Great idea!


SUNRISE -


TAGS: pzy sunrise wake up light
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Ozbad - July 23, 2012, 6:22 pm
lol for me .. it means bed time .


RED SHIRT - Dead Man Walking!




Beam Me Up -


TAGS: por***otty beam enterprise
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 9, 2015, 7:29 pm
Thanks, people :)
maoworks2 - March 9, 2015, 2:48 pm
So That's How They Clean Them ,5 Blue L'S
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:08 pm
Thanks jesus...laughed so hard almost shyt myself!
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 5:27 pm
very funny 5er


RELIEF - It is not good to hold it all in.... Just pick your time and place and let it out... You'll feel yourself rising...


TAGS: out rise swim relief you
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Acheron666 - November 9, 2011, 8:50 pm
nohing like letting it all out and feeling much netter afterwards...
maoworks2 - November 8, 2011, 6:40 pm
oh what a relief it is


HILLBILLY HIGHRISE - This Luxury highrise home could yours for the low price of a 30-pack of Miller and 2 cartons of Kools.


TAGS: hillbilly highrise miller kools
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

bozo - September 19, 2009, 9:08 pm
i worked with this guy. All he could afford after his divorce.
Player_Meyer - September 8, 2009, 8:22 am
^be^


HOT WATER -


TAGS: surprise cold shower humor poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 12:11 pm
Oh I don't know. That's kinda k**** XD
lgvernon - April 8, 2016, 10:55 am

Well, this and using his razor...(I was YOUNG, ok?)
JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 8:07 am
HAHA there's no better reason for a divorce than that. Beats infidelity, abuse, lack of commitment e.t.c. ^^^^^Up


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: teamwork strong weak fall rise
Rating: 4.84/5

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HypercatZed - February 16, 2012, 2:58 pm
This reminds that episode of Kimba The White Lion when a group of gorillas was travelling, one of them fell into the quicksands, and the chief had to hold the others from trying to help him, or they would have ended in the quicksands too.


EXOTIC FOOD - Sometimes there's a suprise ending




JOHN KRAMER -




SURPRISE -




VALENTINE'S DAY -


TAGS: happy valentine s day surprise
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

psychosythe - February 16, 2011, 9:59 pm
like me and my x girlfriend except i had a gun hidden in the rose


DO YOU KNOW ME? - I'm Mr. Spock from Enterprise Car Rental


TAGS: spock enterprise car rental
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:18 pm
He's always time-travelling


HALLOWEENIE -


TAGS: goth dress down surprise
Rating: 4.87/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 4:58 am
Is there an apple and tree story behind this? Don't be shy, you can confide in us...


SURPRISE - In real life, there are things that surprise us, not only because they don't seem to suit the expectations at all, but also because we are unprepared.




SURPRISE! -




...STOLE MY BIKE? - I guess its the "Catpod" now.




FALSE HOPE -




prime directive -


TAGS: star trek prime directive uss enterprise space travel advanced
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2013, 10:23 am
I know! Lol, it's only Starfleet, like WTF?
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 7:24 am
Other civilizations might not have the prime directive.


FENDER BENDER - - - - - - -




SNOOZE BUTTON -




Lonely? -


TAGS: canoe golden sunrise
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 30, 2014, 8:20 am
Thanks, Missy. Peace be with you.
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:59 am
5L...did me proud!
Thedge - December 27, 2014, 10:32 pm
Canoes. They will take you to spiritual places. Glad you liked the thought.
GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:38 pm
5av'd. Really good'n


here comes the sun -


TAGS: sunrise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 7:14 am

thought of you. dropping this over to twist
rerun - April 7, 2015, 8:20 pm

I am adopting this


THE FUTURE -


TAGS: sunrise sunset tracks midlife
Rating: 4.87/5

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Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 8:34 am

demotivating to the point of suicide. nice one dog!!!!
rerun - November 23, 2010, 9:15 pm

amsome


THE UNION WANTS A 3RD SHIFT - 2258.42 is sneaking up on us




PLAYING DIRTY -


TAGS: playing dirty you always get surprised from those whom claim to love you
Rating: 4.4/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Very nice Rerun! 5dirty birds for you!


PILOTS -


TAGS: life time hour flight walk earth eyes sky helicopter sunrise mountain
Rating: 3.24/5

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MO - June 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
Hey! This not de! I'm MOtivated!!


Good Advice -


TAGS: morning surprise
Rating: 4.93/5

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WTFO - October 21, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks for the praise.
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:52 pm
HA! Reminds me of the scene in the Godfather, but more horrific. 5L
MissPriss - October 21, 2013, 11:22 am
Been there, done that, had to buy a new t-shirt...teehee
GaryO - October 21, 2013, 10:04 am
WTFO…..one of the reasons Motifake lives. Please, man, more of these.


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeards memories surprise party
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - April 8, 2013, 8:38 am
PARTY!!!???


CAT PEEP HOLE - 'Cause that mutt ain't smiling for nothing!


TAGS: cats dogs surprise funny
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 8:17 pm
Would be good at digmydog as well.


MARKETING -


TAGS: kia work horse motor show show girls surprise
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 23, 2011, 11:39 pm
KIA - also known as Killed In Action. Not the best selling point for veterans.


SUNRISE - The beautiful sight hits your eyes A smile comes over your face You drive into the oncoming 18 wheeler


TAGS: sunrise
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - July 31, 2010, 11:09 pm

now that is demotivational.


SHINE LIKE THE SUN -




THE HELIUM/OXYGEN RATIO - Grey's still working on it


TAGS: happy birthday surprise
Rating: 3.82/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:27 pm

a birthday wish for somebody who always has the opposite view.
GreyScorpion - July 2, 2010, 5:47 pm
I'm still working on that bourbon/Ice ratio too. but I'm getting closer..5L


QUITTER - So...I guess he won that whole "war on crime" thing, huh?




MEDICAL ERRORS - Yes, Mr. Jones, we're going to have to run that colonoscopy just one more time.




RUN BOYZ RUN -


TAGS: neverland ranch surprise
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

bOB cHIN - October 28, 2009, 3:54 pm
Didn't see the "heavy" in small print above Petting Zoo. Oh Michael we will miss you. Is this really "it"?
Rambo Terror - June 25, 2009, 8:53 pm
Too Soon! pffft crack up!
Agamemnon218 - February 28, 2009, 2:40 pm
I just wanted to ride the ferris wheel!


ART -


TAGS: art reality surprise sagan
Rating: 2.73/5

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Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:13 pm
Great quote.


SUNRISE IN RIO -


TAGS: jesus rio sunrise cat stevens
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 12, 2012, 12:45 pm
no, song sung by a muslim. Written in 1931 in England as a church hymn
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 12:43 pm
Song written by a Muslim. Kinda ironic.


BABY STEPS -


TAGS: inspiration sunrise morning unknown
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 11:53 am
AMSOME! 5L


LOGICDUDE -


TAGS: always good for a surprise
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by culos

LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 10:48 am
I was waiting for the ladies cross-****ry team...I guess I was a bit "premature"...again.


SURPRISE! - Nothing ruins your day as that little molehill




Abyss -


TAGS: dark rise consumed nothing evil
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 16, 2013, 12:07 pm
beautiful :D 5/f
GaryO - October 16, 2013, 8:27 am
As usual, LA’s posters excite me, in a scary sorta way. 5 intrigued Lions
MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:28 pm
That's me...evil...pure 5L evil!!!!


Adventure -




Body Language -


TAGS: surprised doctor wtf
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:25 am
That doesn't mean I hate Canadian doctors, just the ones in the States; oh, my freaking God! Over here, they act like car salesmen.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:21 am
Only if in mid-laughter the doctor drops dead. :-D
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:36 am
Does it mean pretty much the same thing if he starts laughing uncontrollably?


Morning to mourning -




Japanese highrises -




ROMANTIC BEACH WALKS -


TAGS: walking romance surprise humor poster
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 5:25 pm

Then there was this one time, at band camp...
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:36 pm
Oh gawd...stomach...hurts...can't breath! Thanks for the laugh and the somewhat similar memory.


DAWN AT DUSK -


TAGS: world peace sunrise sunset nonsequiturish
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

jackripper - August 23, 2010, 2:53 pm
Chompers....sorry
jackripper - August 23, 2010, 2:53 pm
That is Demotivational...or exciting, depending on if you enjoyed the back of Choppers Van


I was wrong -




HIERARCHY -


TAGS: rise
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Sho

motifayk - February 5, 2013, 9:58 am
Maybe its better with the transparency.. But its definitely one of the be5t.
Sho - February 4, 2013, 8:31 pm
Thank you Miss :)
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 7:00 pm
I'd say you made a 5L mistake then hun.
Sho - February 4, 2013, 6:41 pm
I see transparent background isn't working, or I made a mistake along the way. In any case, thanks for the votes!


INNOCENT? - DO NOT believe it. Each bear contains a chip that will unite them globally. Skynet pales in comparison to Cubbynet


TAGS: cubby rise of the bears
Rating: 4.58/5

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rerun - July 7, 2010, 7:39 pm

My daughter is hooked on these things....and for some odd reason she wants to go to Hawaii.
Cubbybear - July 7, 2010, 7:24 pm
Don't listen to him...Cubbyney only covers the far east and the lower eastside of Manhattan . 5/5


NOTORIETY -


TAGS: carcass vultures mob surprise zebra
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Haarakkon - June 26, 2010, 5:56 pm
Oy!
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 12:09 am
Truth.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:48 pm
That is one "D" from being a supre timmy poster! LOL! 5L


Unwanted Questions -




Ah-ha, bitches! -




IN THE BEGINNING - MOD said let there be a tool that shall be administered with vengeance under my name. And it was good.




Rise in Ocean Level -




MOTINET -




SUNBLOCK - not a fast moving item on Mars




REFLECTION -


TAGS: sunrise ph**o shoot cold weather
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 3:04 pm
So much for getbent
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 3:00 pm
he was up past his bedtime in Manilla anyway
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:49 pm
YAY. Couple warning sh**s but you got your sights sighted in on the lil bastard huh Grey. Nice shootin Tex.
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:48 pm
him just got a time out for a little self reflection
Sean - July 23, 2010, 2:46 pm
getlost getreal
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
last chance getreal, slow your negative roll
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:37 pm
you have the humor of a child


THAT ONE CHICK -


TAGS: is plagerising a plagerised poster really plagerism do 2 wrongs make a right no 3 lefts do
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:52 am
now I remember,
GreyScorpion - February 12, 2010, 11:22 am
with all these looka likes out her
thatonechick - February 12, 2010, 10:51 am
Automatic 5L + favorited


this just in: -


TAGS: surprise
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by demon001

maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 10:05 pm
I Think This Is The Truth That Hurts.


EVERY DAY -




LISTEN MATILDA -




SEA SURPRISE - Suddenly that recliner pool floaty seems woefully inadequate.




REAL LIFE SUPER HEROES - the Derp Knight rises


TAGS: the derp knight rises
Rating: 3.2/5

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falloutghoul - October 14, 2012, 9:08 pm
I am the Durr.


YOU CAN RUN -


TAGS: rise of the noobs
Rating: 3.14/5

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agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 3:17 pm
Bring em' on!


FREE ENTERPRISE - It works every time


TAGS: free enterprise drink up shriners
Rating: 2.88/5

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Jalozyin - July 13, 2011, 11:12 am
The sad thing is, that probably actually worked on a couple drunks.


POPCORN MONSTER -




SUNRISE - Let's butch it up a little.


TAGS: sunrise butch
Rating: 2.71/5

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Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:16 pm
Look familiar, gurren lagann?
Mr. Shiny - April 16, 2010, 1:01 am
nice. i like that picture.


SUNRISE - It's gonna get real bright real soon!




MICKEY MOUSE - Got taken out by the Pied Piper.




THE ENTERPRISE - Scotty finds it exciting.




Proactive Necro. -


TAGS: dead surprise
Rating: 2.42/5

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Dream Police - May 23, 2008, 3:25 pm
Sorry, no. That's step four.
Kathleen. - May 23, 2008, 8:00 am
Step three: Profit!


EASTER EGG -


TAGS: surprise snow egg
Rating: 2.17/5


YOUR FIRST FRENCH KISS - How old were you?




SURPRISED! - This Police Officer definitely is




SNAKE SURPRISE - It's whats for dinner. Brought to you by the Snake Council


TAGS: snake dinner surprise august 13 food
Rating: 1.5/5

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CANADA - August 13, 2009, 12:00 pm
Temple of Doom was an epic movie


LAST SURPRISE -


TAGS: mortician surprise death macabre humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:12 am
very funny
mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:28 am
HAHAHAhahaha! I think this is an awesome idea. JW, taking it to the next level of awesome! I think fireworks, especially 'whistlers', 'bangs', aerials, and colored smoke bombs would be fun--- 5 ROTFL lions!
lgvernon - November 7, 2015, 11:47 pm

Thanks, guys!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2015, 11:36 pm
OMG! This is awesome! I've already chosen to be cremated, but now I'm bringing a bag of unpopped kernels with me at all times just in case! BWA-HA-HA!
JesusWept - November 7, 2015, 11:00 pm
How about a stick of dynamite in the b***? L L L L L


Memories -


TAGS: forgetful memory party surprise aging
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 9:16 pm
Well thanks for the orgots Thedge.
Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:13 pm
What was I gonna say??? 5F orgots.


Words Of Wisdom -


TAGS: father son advice twist surprise
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 12:44 am
Thank you my mushy Mr. Gary
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 12:39 am
Thank you son..er...'cern. Teehee
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 12:38 am
No need to worry just takes a little time off once in a while to refuel the insanity. Thanks Jesus.
JesusWept - September 10, 2015, 12:04 pm
We were getting worried about you, MissPrimate! 5.
concern3 - September 10, 2015, 5:50 am
well said a 5er
GaryO - September 9, 2015, 10:22 pm
Love this'n Missy. you talented monkey. 5/F


Sin -


TAGS: sin rise die live
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 9, 2015, 1:26 pm
5 duzya dobra L's! Ya know, rerun lurks around the catacombs of this place but when he jumps out...BAM!
GaryO - March 8, 2015, 11:14 pm
I don’t know about the sin deal, but I do need to apologize to the little lady for playin’ in the sand, nek-ed. Would like the crucifix back, though. Man, talk about chrome off a trailer hitch. (knew I shoulda shortened that chain)
mizzdizz - March 8, 2015, 9:18 pm
I florish! Luv it, Rerun! 5L


Tradition -


TAGS: thanksgiving surprise
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 22, 2014, 11:56 am

Nope. The best part is the snappy repartee. Why would I run away from that. Besides, I so love the look of horror on their faces when it begins.
GaryO - November 22, 2014, 11:52 am
Naw, but she IS a carrier
Reality Lord - November 22, 2014, 11:22 am

lolz...so frickin good greeny. ps...anyone else here think maybe lg is "that" aunt...LOL
GaryO - November 22, 2014, 10:16 am
Yes, to the forum (LG at her best)
ughomer - November 22, 2014, 7:58 am
Great!
EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2014, 1:22 am
"Do those shoes come in women's sizes?"
spacedog - November 21, 2014, 10:13 pm
5/f
lgvernon - November 21, 2014, 9:57 pm

Oh, the stories I could tell...in fact, to the forum...passageway! 5L greatness!


Morning wood -




father's day -


TAGS: surprise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 21, 2015, 2:23 am
funny, very funny a 5er
mizzdizz - June 21, 2015, 1:36 am
Surprise! Happy father's day! As they start carving up that tall turkey together....Just another happy family holiday! Enjoyed this waaaaay too much RL! 5 darkly laughing goth lions!


WHAT A COINCIDENCE -


TAGS: ginger kids paternity genetics surprise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 30, 2016, 4:23 pm

Thank you, JW!
JesusWept - March 30, 2016, 2:46 pm
Haha good one! Up.


'Tis the story -


TAGS: life relaxation crap surprise
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - April 20, 2015, 8:49 pm
Story of my life...


Culture Clash -




If You Can't Beat them -


TAGS: beat join saying surprise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:57 am
Dizz...just be sure to use an aluminum one...wood is prone to leaving slivers. Too easily traced back from the scene of the crime.
MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:54 am
Oh Yuk...I like a man with a sharp...er...tool? Come on over sometime and we'll throw a few back...teehee.
mizzdizz - February 20, 2015, 4:56 am
If you can't beat them, try a baseball bat!!!
theyuk - February 19, 2015, 6:55 pm
^into a friend^
theyuk - February 19, 2015, 6:53 pm
The surest way to get rid of an enemy is to turn him into friend. Then stab him in the throat when he ain't lookin'.


death -




Say What? -


TAGS: words surprise thinking others speaking
Rating: 4.64/5

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mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 5:56 am
Unashamedly redheaded, but I'll try to blonde it up a bit Big O!
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:24 pm
Us auburns have been known to have a few good ones occasionally too. But for you Mr. Gary, I'll try to keep them as blonde as I can.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:22 pm
Thanks
GaryO - December 15, 2014, 8:38 am
I do love a blonde blurt
concern3 - December 15, 2014, 6:15 am
yes a 5er


That Moment When -




fallacious -




Surprises -




the light at the end of the tunnel -




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